Friday, January 14, 2011

Biblical humor (part 2)

CHIPOTLE  after 7:30 pm Mass this Sunday, Parish Hall at St Stephen's.  Alongside the burritos, we'll have sign-ups for March for Life, Alternative Spring Break, Wednesday Adoration, Ski Retreat, Liturgical Ministers, and World Youth Day.  Phew, it'll look more like a student org fair...!

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"Wise man, huh?" (wise man takes shovel to the face)


"Well, if it isn't Joseph and Mary"... OUR SON IS GOD


CAMEL WASH..."Youth Group Fundraisers in Biblical Times"


"Tragically, the first youth minister in history was fired for breaking all ten commandments...'dodgeball accident'"

"Christians"


"You idiot, he said, 'Cast the nets'!"


"Thou shall not gill...Fin no more...Perfect - Great moments in logo design"


"Whaddya mean? That wasn't YOU who just said, 'Good morning'?"


1 comment:

Christina said...

Fantastic!