Saturday, October 03, 2009

The Redskins practice was delayed 2 hours after a player reported finding a white powdery substance on the field. Coach Jim Zorn immediately suspended practice and called the police and the FBI. After a complete analysis, FBI experts determined that the substance unknown to the players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not too optimistic about the Bucs game are we, Fr G?

Anonymous said...

And if you haven't heard this one, pay heed to the following:

Be careful not to speed in Washington D.C.;
the police are handing out Redskins game tickets.

Anonymous said...

It is bad enough that I had to suffer my Cowboys-loving friend's derision over the loss to Detroit.

Theology2b said...

Don't feel bad, even the Cowboys lost in the beginning...


Go Cowboys!

:)